Class 14 barricaded themselves into the hall. The teachers, lead by the miserable Mr Hepplestone were trying to work out how to get in. then a sudden shot rang out and Mrs Fairbank (who was stood at the back) jumped out of her skin (not a pretty sight!)
Class 13
Suddenly the awesome and cool class 13 (disguised as McDonalds staff) dropped into the hall from the roof and windows, James Curry style! Shattered glass was everywhere, wimpy class 14 were forced into the P.E. store, and they were weeping with horror. Bang Bang Bang boomed the burger bazooka as all of class 13 fired cheese burger bombs into the P.E. store, there were cheese and burgers splattered all the way up the walls (luckily Mr Smith ate it all!)
Class 12
Class 12, led by the mighty eco-warrior (aka Georgia) rushed to see what all the commotion was about. The children trembled as they witnessed Mr. Smith (now resembling a Big Mac) explode. Matty, not one to miss out on a free feast, began to devour the cheesy remains of Mr Smith. Soon, Matty also exploded into a trillion pieces.
Class 11
Class 11 were watching in amazement. “This is awesome!” screamed Sophie, wiping Matties eye off her cheek. Oliver said “It’s a good job we’ve passed our National Curriculum Swimming!” as they dove into the cheesy body parts.
Class 10
Meanwhile, class 10 had experienced a rather strange break time. All their hands (including those of McD and Boocock) had dissolved and been replaced by rocket launches which fired big, green, hairy, sticky boogies. Class 10 penetrated Class 9 with their bogies whilst balancing on thin plant-like beams. They couln’t stay long, however, as Jordan Obadiah Greenwood had to get back to polish his taps….
Class 9
Class 10 however had made a huge mistake; Jordan Greenwood was an undercover class 9 spy and exploded in an explosion of fairy liquid talking out class 10! At the climax of the battle class 9, led by the brainless scarecrow and the unbelievably gorgeous Dorothy made an ambitious attack on the Viking Longboat. Ethan Clifford dressed as ‘Frodo’ launched a brutal and unforgiving attack upon class 8…..
Class 8
“Oh argh me hearties!!” shouted the pirate crew! Class 8 and class 7, the year 3 powerful pirates would be defeated! Tinkerbelle flew over casting a magical spell, “Ha HA!” shouted Captain Hook. They drew their swords to fight and defeat all of Key Stage two. Tick Tock with the croc. circling underneath the ship. They forced them along the plank to go and see Davy Jones…..
Class 7
All of Key Stage two stood on the brink of their doom, facing the circle of sharks…Tinkerbelle fluttered her wings, and as if by magic one by one Key Stage two did the “Cha Cha” slide into the gaping mouth of the ‘tick-tock’ crocodile. The victorious year 3 pirates ruled the Key Stage two waters and took the treasure and ate all th e’tuck-shop’ goodies!
